1. best-of-funny:

    tardisreadyatalltimes:

    These are just getting better.

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  2. beautyandterrordance:

    The Creature welcomes you into his black lagoon.

     

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  4. I just unlocked the Man of Steel Opening Weekend sticker on GetGlue

    21424 others have also unlocked the Man of Steel Opening Weekend sticker on GetGlue.com

    You sure got here fast! Did Superman give you a ride himself? Thank you for seeing Man of Steel in theaters during opening weekend. Share this one proudly. It’s from our friends at Warner Bros.

     

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  6. I just unlocked the This is the End Opening Weekend sticker on GetGlue

    5124 others have also unlocked the This is the End Opening Weekend sticker on GetGlue.com

    You couldn’t wait for the apocalypse, also known as Sinkhole de Mayo. Thanks for rushing to the theater to see This is the End during opening weekend. Rest assured that you saw this hilarious movie before the end of the world. Share this one proudly. It’s from our friends at Sony Pictures.

     

  7. I’m watching This Is The End

    “Double feauture. First feels, then lulz.”

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  8. I just unlocked the Before Midnight sticker on GetGlue

    4827 others have also unlocked the Before Midnight sticker on GetGlue.com

    Will Celine and Jesse’s relationship survive past midnight? You’re about to find out. Thank you for seeing Before Midnight in theaters. Share this one proudly. It’s from our friends at Sony Pictures Classics.

     

  9. I’m watching Before Midnight

    “Feels.”

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    I’VE ALWAYS BEEN THE CRAZY CAT LADY

     

  12. Photographed by Baz Luhrmann

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